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30 Funny Pictures To Look At Before Your Toast Is Done<\/p>\n
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Toast never browns evenly. Dark spots. Pale spots. Never uniform. You could rotate it, flip it, adjust the setting. Won\u2019t matter. Uneven toast is the default.<\/p>\n
Here are some\u00a0funny pictures\u00a0to distract you this morning.<\/p>\n
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