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People Are Revealing The Most Bizarre Things Someone Has Said To Them After Sex, And I Actually Can’t Stop Laughing<\/h1>\n

“I told him maybe he could have kept that comment to himself, and he was annoyed that I didn’t value his honesty.”<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Reddit user\u00a0randomzy876<\/a>\u00a0recently\u00a0asked<\/a>, “What is the weirdest thing someone said to you after sex?” Some were honestly a bit annoying, while others were just downright weeeeird. Here’s what people revealed:<\/span><\/h2>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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1.<\/span>\u00a0“‘If I could afford it, I’d pay for you to have your buttcrack raised about two inches higher. It would look a lot nicer that way. That’s all that’s missing.’ He wanted my ass crack to extend into my lower back?! \ud83d\ude24”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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2.<\/span>\u00a0“He asked, ‘Are you a cuddler?’ and I said, ‘Yeah, I like a cuddle now and then.’ He said, ‘Okay, well, I’m not,’ and rolled over. Okay, no worries; I also rolled over. A few minutes later, he said, ‘Well, you know, if you want to cuddle me, that’s fine, I guess. I suppose I don’t mind, if you really want to\u2026'”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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3.<\/span>\u00a0“I had a one-night hookup with a girl I met on a rafting trip. When she left my tent, she woke me up just to say, ‘See you never,’ zipped it up, and left.”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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4.<\/span>\u00a0“One client told me I was going to hell if I didn’t repent. He told me he already regretted our encounter and was going to repent that Sunday, so he’d be fine. But I had to stop earning money through sex and repent if I wanted to be saved.”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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5.<\/span>\u00a0“My wife and I lost our virginity to each other. Afterwards, she said, ‘I used to be scared of dying a virgin. Now I’m just scared of dying.'”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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6.<\/span>\u00a0“We were lying in bed afterwards when she goes, ‘Are you left-handed?’ I am not left-handed.”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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7.<\/span>\u00a0“He liked it when I scratched his back after sex. No problem! Until one day, when I was doing it, he sighed and said, ‘It reminds me of my mom.’ Um. Sir.”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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8.<\/span>\u00a0“Took a selfie of us right after and said, ‘This goes into my hall of fame.'”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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9.<\/span>\u00a0“My girlfriend went, ‘It sounded like you were giving birth.’ We still laugh about it eight years later.”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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10.<\/span>\u00a0“When my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other, the first thing he immediately said to me right after he put it inside me was, ‘USB in.'”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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11.<\/span>\u00a0“‘Oh no, oh no, I have post-nut clarity. I have to go.’ True story. Obviously, I blocked him after that. I know I’m not the prettiest out there, but goddamn.”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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12.<\/span>\u00a0“‘So, your friend…is she single?’ As I was lying in bed.”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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13.<\/span>\u00a0“My first hook up. ‘I like how your nipples are big.’ They are normal-sized nipples. IDK if he had seen tits before.”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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14.<\/span>\u00a0“He turned around, grabbed his iPad, and watched some political debate. Said I could leave now.”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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15.<\/span>\u00a0“‘You know, our relationship is like a gallon of milk; it has an expiration date.'”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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16.<\/span>\u00a0“He immediately started talking about his ex.”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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17.<\/span>\u00a0“We were walking towards each other after we were done. She reached down, grabbed my penis, did a handshake with it, and said, ‘Nice doing business with you!'”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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18.<\/span>\u00a0“‘Ha! I wish I could see my ex’s face.'”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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19.<\/span>\u00a0“‘You feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?’ She thought it was hilarious.”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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20.<\/span>\u00a0“She said, ‘How do we explain this to your brother if he finds out? Do we have to?’ They had dated in high school.”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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21.<\/span>\u00a0“About eight or nine years ago, I was hooking up with this guy who told me he hadn’t had sex before. When we eventually did have sex, he told me, ‘Huh! That wasn’t as good as I thought it was going to be.’ I told him maybe he could have kept that comment to himself, and he was annoyed that I didn’t value his honesty.”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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22.<\/span>\u00a0“‘I just remembered I forgot to turn off the coffee pot at work today.'”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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23.<\/span>\u00a0And: “‘I’d like to thank your dad and God for giving you this ass.’ Such a funny man.”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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