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15+ Accidentally Mean And Hilarious Things Kids Have Said About Their Parent\u2019s Appearance<\/h1>\n

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The site\u00a0How to Be a Dad<\/em><\/a>\u00a0once asked its readers a simple question:<\/p>\n

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\u201cWhat\u2019s the most brutally honest thing your kid has said to you?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

The responses rolled in, and they were exactly what you\u2019d expect\u2014if what you expected was a total ego demolition courtesy of someone under four feet tall.<\/p>\n

From unfiltered body commentary\u00a0to roasts<\/a>\u00a0that would make a stand-up comic flinch, these quotes prove that kids have absolutely zero concept of social tact\u2026 and somehow manage to be both adorable and savage at the same time.<\/p>\n

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2. I call it \u201cbig natural\u201d<\/h2>\n
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9. Big fashion advice from someone whose current fit is \u201cBatman top, dinosaur pants, and jelly stains.\u201d<\/h2>\n
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12. Oh cool, my toddler just gave me the worst Yelp review of my life.<\/h2>\n
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14. Cool, cool\u2014love that you\u2019re learning states of matter. Gonna go cry in the gas phase now.<\/h2>\n
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15. Technically not wrong. Emotionally? Devastating. Spiritually? I\u2019m in pieces.<\/h2>\n
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16. This one\u2019s got smell-based receipts and zero mercy. Call it eau de parental defeat.<\/h2>\n
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17. The confidence. The delivery. The bathtub-based body shaming. This child\u2019s got a future in insult comedy.<\/h2>\n
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19. Thank you for the anatomical observation. I\u2019ll just go evaporate into the earth now.<\/h2>\n
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