{"id":3251,"date":"2025-07-12T13:53:46","date_gmt":"2025-07-12T13:53:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsusa33.com\/?p=3251"},"modified":"2025-07-12T13:53:46","modified_gmt":"2025-07-12T13:53:46","slug":"25-beauty-salon-fails-from-hairdressers-who-should-be-in-jail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsusa33.com\/?p=3251","title":{"rendered":"25+ Beauty Salon Fails From Hairdressers Who Should Be In Jail"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I started shaving my head about 10 years ago when my hair began to thin. Best decision ever. Now my head is always cool, I never have\u00a0hat hair<\/a>, and most importantly I don\u2019t have to go to anyone for a probably\u00a0bad hair cut<\/a>.<\/p>\n

This list of beauty salon fails is exactly why I\u2019m glad I cut my own hair. I\u2019m sure there are plenty of great hairstylists out there, but the fact that I saw so many of these means the odds are about 50\/50.<\/p>\n

Here are some of the most brutal beauty salon fails I found this week. Maybe see a catalog of their work before you sit in their chair.<\/p>\n

1. I\u2019d cry.<\/h2>\n
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2. Thought this was a joke, but these pics are all over their page.<\/h2>\n
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3. Help me.<\/h2>\n
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4. Strong perimeter defense.<\/h2>\n
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5. It\u2019s like his ear has a goatee.<\/h2>\n
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6. They butchered my boy.<\/h2>\n
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7. Looking like a steampunk scientist.<\/h2>\n
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8. New Karen just dropped.<\/h2>\n
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9. Did they cut it with an ax?<\/h2>\n
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10. Not quite the same.<\/h2>\n
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11. If that\u2019s full, 10% would be too much.<\/h2>\n
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12. This cat has seen some awful things.<\/h2>\n
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13. It\u2019s giving \u201celderly witch\u201d<\/h2>\n
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14. Mom gave a haircut.<\/h2>\n
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15. Didn\u2019t see it until I got home.<\/h2>\n
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16. He actually pays for this haircut.<\/h2>\n
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17. Didn\u2019t notice until I straightened it.<\/h2>\n
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18. Haircut joint gave me wicked razor burn.<\/h2>\n
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19. Yeah\u2026not good.<\/h2>\n
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20. Swing and a miss.<\/h2>\n
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21. What I asked for vs what I got.<\/h2>\n
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22. Not even close.<\/h2>\n
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23. I\u2019ve seen dogs with better haircuts.<\/h2>\n
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24. The ol cut and dye in a truck stop bathroom. On the run?<\/h2>\n
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25. Brows out of control.<\/h2>\n
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26. Source picture vs hack job.<\/h2>\n
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27. Meme-worthy.<\/h2>\n
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28. Thought it looked familiar.<\/h2>\n
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29. Can\u2019t do thick hair styles on a thin hair head.<\/h2>\n
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30. Brutal.<\/h2>\n
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