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Food isn\u2019t just fuel\u2014it\u2019s a coping mechanism, a personality trait, and sometimes the only thing standing between you and a full emotional collapse. I\u2019m not proud of how often I\u00a0think about snacks<\/a>, but I\u2019m also not changing.<\/p>\n

These\u00a0food tweets<\/a>\u00a0get it. The cravings. The chaos. The fridge staring contests. Whether you\u2019re eating out of boredom or scheduling your entire day around your next meal, you\u2019re in good company.<\/p>\n

1. Where\u2019s his vest?<\/h2>\n
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3. I really should try spreading the 2,400,000 calories throughout the day.<\/h2>\n
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6. This reminds me of the Elf food groups<\/h2>\n
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7. She\u2019s not lying. I\u2019d marry her.<\/h2>\n
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