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Some days you need the good stuff\u2014the kind of tweets that spiral from oddly specific to painfully universal in five words or less.<\/p>\n

Today\u2019s\u00a0funniest tweets<\/a>\u00a0feel like someone opened your Notes app, added better punchlines, and hit publish.<\/p>\n

Whether you\u2019re avoiding a meeting, stalling on errands, or just pretending to scroll for \u201cnews,\u201d this gallery is here to support the cause.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s a curated mix of Tuesday\u2019s finest bits from the bird app\u2014funny<\/a>, chaotic, weirdly\u00a0relatable<\/a>, and sometimes just a little too real.<\/p>\n

1. I\u2019m no scientist but I\u2019m pretty sure if you just put that brain in a bowl of rice for a few hours it\u2019ll be good as new<\/h2>\n
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2. Honestly, I\u2019m basically the same person I was in 7th grade. I just have a lot more debt now.<\/h2>\n
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3. Somebody check in on Cory.<\/h2>\n
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4. Nothing beats quality time with the little black box full of angry people<\/h2>\n
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