{"id":17621,"date":"2026-06-27T15:16:28","date_gmt":"2026-06-27T15:16:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsusa33.com\/?p=17621"},"modified":"2026-06-27T15:16:28","modified_gmt":"2026-06-27T15:16:28","slug":"35-funniest-cat-tweets-thatll-have-you-feline-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsusa33.com\/?p=17621","title":{"rendered":"35 Funniest Cat Tweets That\u2019ll Have You Feline Good"},"content":{"rendered":"

35 Funniest Cat Tweets That\u2019ll Have You Feline Good<\/p>\n

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I don\u2019t have a\u00a0cat, but I have spent enough time at other people\u2019s houses to know the deal: you walk in, the cat takes one look at you, and immediately decides you\u2019re either furniture or a threat. There\u2019s no in-between. You could bring treats, you could sit very still, you could whisper sweet nothings into the void. It doesn\u2019t matter. The cat has already made up its mind about you.<\/p>\n

That\u2019s the energy radiating off basically every\u00a0cat tweet\u00a0on the internet right now. People aren\u2019t writing jokes about their cats so much as filing incident reports. Here\u2019s a roundup of the funniest ones, straight from people who are, at best, tolerated by the cats they live with.<\/p>\n

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2.<\/h2>\n
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3.<\/h2>\n
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5.<\/h2>\n
\"Cat
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6.<\/h2>\n
\"Cat
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7.<\/h2>\n
\"Twitter
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8.<\/h2>\n
\"A
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9.<\/h2>\n
\"Old
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10.<\/h2>\n
\"A
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11.<\/h2>\n
\"Person
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12.<\/h2>\n
\"Girl
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13.<\/h2>\n
\"Twitter
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14.<\/h2>\n
\"Funny
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15.<\/h2>\n
\"Cute
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16.<\/h2>\n
\"White
via\u00a0twitter<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

17.<\/h2>\n
\"Two
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18.<\/h2>\n
\"Cute
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19.<\/h2>\n
\"Black
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20.<\/h2>\n
\"Six
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21.<\/h2>\n
\"Cute
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22.<\/h2>\n
\"A
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23.<\/h2>\n
\"Twitter
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24.<\/h2>\n
\"Quote
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25.<\/h2>\n
\"Screenshots
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26.<\/h2>\n
\"A
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27.<\/h2>\n
\"Orange
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28.<\/h2>\n
\"Black
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29.<\/h2>\n
\"Cat
via\u00a0twitter<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

30.<\/h2>\n
\"Tweet
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31.<\/h2>\n
\"Tenacious
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32.<\/h2>\n
\"Tweet
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33.<\/h2>\n
\"A
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34.<\/h2>\n
\"Zach
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35.<\/h2>\n
\"Holly
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35 Funniest Cat Tweets That\u2019ll Have You Feline Good   I don\u2019t have a\u00a0cat, but I have spent enough time at other people\u2019s houses to know the deal: you walk … <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":17622,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n35 Funniest Cat Tweets That\u2019ll Have You Feline Good - News USA<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/newsusa33.com\/?p=17621\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"35 Funniest Cat Tweets That\u2019ll Have You Feline Good - 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