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30 Funny Pictures For Your Daily Morning Routine<\/p>\n
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Humans shed about 40 pounds of skin in their lifetime, which means you\u2019re constantly leaving tiny pieces of yourself everywhere like the world\u2019s grossest trail of breadcrumbs. Bodies are weird.<\/p>\n
These\u00a0funny pictures\u00a0for your morning have nothing to do with skin shedding, but they do have everything to do with scrolling when you should probably be starting your day.\u00a0Random humor\u00a0for the morning avoidance ritual. Your morning will still happen. Might as well laugh first.<\/p>\n
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